i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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