Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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