their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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