We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
