Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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