Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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