Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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