Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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