My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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