why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I had to cum in my sink.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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