I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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