Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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