well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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