She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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