she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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