Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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