so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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