i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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