doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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