How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
