I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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