Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
