thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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