i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
