Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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