and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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