Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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