I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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