I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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