I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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