yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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