Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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