Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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