Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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