Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
