I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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