Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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