just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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