i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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