the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i was born a porn star she said
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
