WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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