remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
There's even glitter on my cock...
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