you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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