is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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