Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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