If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just want nice things and good sex
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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