I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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