Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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