I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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