i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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