Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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