we have officially lost it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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