Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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