just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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